horrible stastical poem i just made up

Statistical Fail

When we first started I thought the Null Hypothesis equalled 2
Tried a test statistic only to find out the t-score for our survival was 5
With a 99.9% confidence interval that meant our probability to grow was low,
and that's exactly what happened, found out there was evidence for the alternative hypothesis
You became a box plot with low fences and I wasn't able to remain inside because I was an outlier
Now your the mean and i'm like 10 standard deviations away from you
still on the graph but never close enough to touch
Guess I'm above alpha=.05 so im statistically insignificant and I'll never be as close to your,
but at least im still on the graph.

The dog

We were in the kitchen eating mangoes, and i didn't eat the other half so, i gave it to the dog on the floor. She starts eating it and then we joke about Angel being a filipino dog, because she eats adobong and mangoes. Then she threw it up >.< end of story.