FACT: You're not supposed to sit a laptop on your lap or near your crotch area because of the radiation it gives off.
Me: *as the warmth and onsetting paranoia of fucked up radiation percussions hits my nuts* dammit! But im to lazy to move teh laptop.
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Well what more can I say. I'm a white boy stuck in an ethnic area. So in this case the majority is the minority. Of course I'm also half flip so this get's me into all kinds of amazing conversations or situations with people. Like this one time when i was 13 I forgot to put on some deodorant and I was at Ultimate Video and this lady behind me in line began talking in tagalog to her husband and she said my armpits stunk in tag. She didn't know i knew but it was pretty funny in my head anyways.
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FACT: Radiation has to be powerful enough to break down molecules.
Me: *laughs at post* ionizing does not happen in laptops.
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